parallelchild

13565 pts ยท August 5, 2013


my wife doesn't like it when I have cereal for dinner.

Can we get an update?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thermoyards

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But why

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But I do.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My vietnamese ex told me the way her family always played was everyone started at $0 and have to earn money by running a lap

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and then they all fucked

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

No u

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know who you are but I love you.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right guy, wrong joke

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol it sure doesn't. Also I have no idea what kind of bomb that is, color aside that is.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

are... are you on fire?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Way better than the movie.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

word.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

haha... welp, there's an argument against teleporters...

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

True that dude.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These days I feel like most people are :/ and this quarantine isn't helping.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's pretty IMPRESSIVE

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone who just returned from a 3 year tour in Japan, I concur. Wtf happened to this country?!

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Jeeze. As a new father myself this is so terribly sad. I'm so sorry dude

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"he's coming right for us!"

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is it too late to say sorry?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Keep it up man, I gave up drawing a decade ago and now kinda wish I never stopped

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This is 10 days too late for Father's day

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

And Jim Carrey! Kinda makes up for that. Plus Bieber might be a pos but his music ain't bad. Like Kanye.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 9

Lol

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Sick burn bruh

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0