paragonagent

8643 pts · July 23, 2015


I once saw a bird.

Gamers have one joke

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I totally feel for this guy. These “on the street” segments totally rely on people’s on-camera anxiety to take hold.

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

I don’t have one, will you be mine?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mainly for transportation, I would imagine

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dis about poopin', right?

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

You talking about preorder bonuses?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OR you could just wait till the thing comes out. And make sure you're putting money down for something you actually want.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You're giving your money for just promises. And companies will stretch that promise to get that money. It's always been that way.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The lesson is "Never preorder anything," kiddos.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Also, are your nipples really bionic?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

I would play a video game starring this guy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are those who would dehumanize the people in these photos. But when I look at the joy in each picture, I know they will never win.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hear the NES zapper every time I see that.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Hollywood is known to fuck up kids pretty bad. Dakota Fanning talked about how it's a miracle she turned out ok in a Nerdist interview.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Too bad Apple was only making them after 2006.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His name? Brendan Fraser.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or, you know, you could get a lunchable or something

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Westworld season 2 is looking good so far.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sick shades, brah

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I... have a crush on some of these ladies... like from before I read this.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

are... are you in the comedy scene at all? I feel like I might know you...'

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

What about that guy in the blue shirt who never wears underwear and always hangs by the lat pulldown machine?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The director took some creative liberties for the original live action Alice in Wonderland.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"This long term relationship is lava"

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I rate this post 5 starts.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bet an album of individual pieces is what everyone wants. Cause that's what I want.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aren't submarines already death submarines?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Our common folk eat all of the fat food before our athletes can get to it. It's our patriotic duty to do so.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Can someone fill me in? Why is he leaving?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

How could you leave out Scipio's plan?! The Romans played trumpets to scare the elephants, who then turned on their owners.

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0