paperscale

45 pts ยท June 9, 2015


Wipe it.. like with a cloth?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So you're telling me.. if I drink at work, I get to go home?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My biggest complaint is when my wife cooks for just herself and leaves the dishes all over the place.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People use the hand brake? I just go slower to be sure I wont fuck up when im on a hill.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I expected badly photo shopped Michael Cera.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i mean.. they could just not ring it up..

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 9

Id like to see these pants hit with a chainsaw at a faster speed, more like if you were actually working and slipped up.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So.. do we send nudes, or no?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I know this because runescape.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I so wish I could afford to travel like I'd like to.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My wife would probably attack him if she was denied her ice cream this long.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We called them "Beats by Habib" when we were over there.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Woo SLCC! I went all three days the first year, and only one day last year. You really need to go all three days to do the stuff you want to

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Our Yorkie is named Solo, and he has a Chewbacca toy that is twice his size.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Before I knew how to drive a stick shift, I thought they were crazy. Now I know they were crazy.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its just not the Google I know

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now get your cracker-ass over here bitch and suck my dick!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My wife and I Netflix and chill all the time. I do not mean sex. But we love to Netflix and chill.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its the only way they can get people to talk to them.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

IMPROVEMENT INTENSIFIES

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No way. That's so Raven.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's almost terrifying..

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My wife ran the car up on the curb and nearly totaled it because of a bee. She drives 1/4 mile to and from work ,and its 20mph.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really want to know what they look like without beards..

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The camry on the other hand, is running just fine and suffers minor damages.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That looks like the comfiest hammock ever.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My wife and I went on vacation and told the dog watcher to "make themselves at home." Her kids proceeded to destroy all my lego sets.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Basically the same quality as the "real thing"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have fake beats, and they work fine for $40. And they make me look theft-worthy.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I will be sorely disappointed if you don't tell us something as soon as you're allowed to.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0