panetero

296 pts · September 21, 2015


Just twerk it, baby, and your problems will go away.

4 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

Desperately telling you that agility contests are a thing.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a virtual place where your family can have friendly no-context conversations until someone inevitably brings up politics.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You joke, but my gf did that to me after learning it on self-defense class and it is a horrible feeling.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Let them eat covfefe.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And FUCK THE SAXONS!!!!!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah ya filthy warrior queen, smother me with your big powerful thighs.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's still only 38? Holy shit.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do they always look like they about to throw up?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean, add some designer brand logos, some face tattoos, and you get a 2020 rapper.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is why I've been surfing the interwebs for so many years now.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

She's probably 50 in Asian years, which is about 20 in Caucasian years.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You Americans understand WWII was won on the Eastern Front, right?

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

An alcohol brand that wants cheap publicity.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She's wickit smaht too.

8 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 4

You got a fancy keyboard, you sellout slut!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That Meow killed me.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Time to go full Curry, boy.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's from the TV show Skins. It was very popular, they had a role in the first two seasons.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't think many of you understand this is a parody of Youtube prank videos.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

No joke now, here in Seville if it's above 35º at noon, we get a lot of baby birds jumping off their nests... it's just bad.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Come to southern Spain, you'll see...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, we tamed dogs and used him for protection of the cattle thousands of years ago. A pig is a farm animal.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Have you ever tried dog meat to actually know if it's tasty? Maybe we don't eat it because it's bland and full of muscles.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hold up! Heeeeeeyyyyyy...

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That's going to depend on the version of Batman. Mononoke, on the other hand, has very graphic violence.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So you showed your kid a movie where there's decapitation and severed limbs? Princess Mononoke is not for kids.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Ashitaka decapitates a guy with an arrow, and chops a guy's arms off, also with an arrow.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The guy in the pictures is a professional photographer.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'll still want to bang her.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0