5176 pts · October 15, 2016
I’ve accepted my fate.
I-I shouldn’t have come.
YO, THOSE UPSIDE DOWN PEAS FUCKED ME UP.
This is, emphatically, NOT what I want.
Ma’am do you have a license to carry that thing?
There’s a whole world of lesbian sheep shearers that I’ve been missing out on.
It’s the nose-picking nail.
I call my cowlick my grass patch. It’s just like 5 hairs that stand up for no reason.
Me when my friends are trying to leave the bar but it’s not time to go home yet.
Me waiting for nature to be scary.
They’re patiently waiting for their good night kisses.
Then she deserved to have it knocked out of her hands. Dry cereal? With a spoon?
Pollinating is a hard job.
No, no you may not.
It me. I’m the buddy.
Does he come back or is he lost to the cause??
I love following her on Instagram. They seem like such a cute fun family.
Oh...Christine.
I want to laundry turtle with a significant other.
Step aside Florida.
Is this some kind of joke?
That kid RAN out of there.
That’s your best friend now.
The guy that fell off was not the guy that I thought would fall off.
...you know the gif.
My go-to subway sandwich order is: meatball sub on a honey oat with Swiss cheese. Lettuce, onions, and banana peppers & the chipotle sauce.
Tbh if the police sent a K-9 after me, I would surrender on one condition. I get to pet the doggo.
...what?
I’ve accepted my fate.
I-I shouldn’t have come.
YO, THOSE UPSIDE DOWN PEAS FUCKED ME UP.
This is, emphatically, NOT what I want.
Ma’am do you have a license to carry that thing?
There’s a whole world of lesbian sheep shearers that I’ve been missing out on.
It’s the nose-picking nail.
I call my cowlick my grass patch. It’s just like 5 hairs that stand up for no reason.
Me when my friends are trying to leave the bar but it’s not time to go home yet.
They’re patiently waiting for their good night kisses.
Then she deserved to have it knocked out of her hands. Dry cereal? With a spoon?
Pollinating is a hard job.
No, no you may not.
It me. I’m the buddy.
Does he come back or is he lost to the cause??
I love following her on Instagram. They seem like such a cute fun family.
Oh...Christine.
I want to laundry turtle with a significant other.
Step aside Florida.
Is this some kind of joke?
That kid RAN out of there.
That’s your best friend now.
The guy that fell off was not the guy that I thought would fall off.
...you know the gif.
My go-to subway sandwich order is: meatball sub on a honey oat with Swiss cheese. Lettuce, onions, and banana peppers & the chipotle sauce.
Tbh if the police sent a K-9 after me, I would surrender on one condition. I get to pet the doggo.
...what?