painterofdark

2739 pts ยท August 25, 2014


In other words, as long as I get this salary crimes against humanity are OK.

20 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Boat for sale. Just listed.

2 days ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

This machine was built new exactly like this. Filings, crud, barely a vestige of paint, all included in the box.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Iran is gone. We looked and we can't find it. Gone. We're gonna keep looking, but it looks like it's gone. Who the hell is bombing Israel?

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Salvation Army is going to have a new section, 'The Gilded Era'.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spin-art came out in the sixties.

5 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Larry David could not write better cringe.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You will dance through the lightning strike. T. Swift.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's an abundance of exceptional talent.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We're a lost cause until we get rid of the demented orange clown. But please, go teach Israel a lesson.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Es ist wieder Mittwoche.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fifty years ago I was working two jobs and could barely make the rent. I was lucky to be at zero at the end of the month. Usually I was in the negative.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not a leaf. It's the sheath of the leaf.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hex drive - Known as Allen head (William Allen 1910)

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But it will eventually get there.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pronounced 'De-me-shwar'. Romania.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Doomsday clock passed midnight a long time ago and it's not reversing. Like Feynman said "Don't fool yourself, because you will be the easiest one to fool".

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Another brick out of the wall.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Good observation on the state of humanity. It has been, and will always be that way.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Charcuterie is just another word for hors d'oeuvres you have to make yourself.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Might be the only thing that cools him from the flames of hell.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gotta get Quentin Tarantino to do this film.

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yeah, I can see this guy in boot camp.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Around 20 miles from my house. Got my sunglasses on waiting for the flash.

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

Cis male here with an Outback and two kayaks. Do I need to get both arms inked?

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The king of undeserved valor, undeserved honors (FIFA), undeserved respect. In fact, what's the opposite of respect?

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even Mahatma Gandhi found that in the end bloodshed prevailed. Historically this it is the way it has been.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is the remake of Evita going to be titled Melania?

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A lady I was kayaking with said she had to pee when we were deep in the everglades. She wanted to know where she could go. I said exactly where you're sitting. Wash later.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The two jumping jack clowns in the back of him kept the cadence going. It kept me guessing who the first jumper would be.

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0