overqualified

781 pts · February 14, 2014


My avatar looks like Uranus.

You will actually wake up 500 years later.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What she really meant was 'roll of quarters.'

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

There can be only one!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This gives me wood.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I liked Explorers but hated the last half with the aliens. I thought they were absolutely stupid, and it killed the movie for me. I was 10.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yes but only the right nipple.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Was that, like, a polar lion?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When she says, "I'm a virgin."

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It even nicely folded that paper and put it away!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Go out and come back with a store bough pecan pie.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep. Grew up in Ohio?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, damn!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Literally, a Mechanical Dotted Line Pen.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thought that first one was a still from Apocolypto.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

What is this from?

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I watched this movie way too much as a kid.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why do Russians write everything in lower case? Because they hate capitalism.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Stauff's mansion.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is how NASA should be deflecting asteroids.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Name a good Disney movie from the 70’s

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Well, damn!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs

7 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 3

Amazing piece of bad-assery. Nice!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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