overboard

83825 pts ยท January 30, 2014


homo sapiens sapiens

I can relate. I cannot understand how she can immerse herself happily in lava-esque temperatures like that.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yes it's completely out of sorts with the cock in the throat joke.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the fall, the wife and I have sex twice in one night. Once at 2 AM and once at 1 AM...

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Is it a thing to shake the camera on purpose, or is this just legit they are that happy?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

well, technically, every time you eat cereal is after 8pm...and before another one.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yer doing it wrong...or right. I don't want to judge.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What's underneath it??

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

twang.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would totally go and ask a stockboy "excuse me...do you know if you have any ketchup?"

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Sorry I just made the same comment without checking, but since we are both gonna live FOREVER we're gonna have to get used to reposts.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

this just in: I'm apparently going to live forever.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

such a cute murder log...

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

"School Delay"...Where I am from, no matter how cold it is or how much snow has fallen, school is still open.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No I was gonna make a joke about it that I now forget. Probably mercifully.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this is how you get stuck in a causal loop...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who hasn't? Amirite?

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

shipping containers are often used to hide illegal immigrants and other forms of human trafficking. It was along those lines...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's all about cost of living. Minimum wage up there is something like $30 US per hour.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"um...where's the bathroom"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just erased a post that would have definitely got me ridiculous downvotes...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey, by the way, did you see that little spin? Did you know that those stripper poles are made of metal? S'true.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

can confirm #3 is also popular in Norway, but it's fucking expensive. A reindeer pizza cost me $50 in Kirkenes...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Great. NOW where will Anne Margaret get her sweaters???

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Titanic and Avatar: "main character turns blue in the end..."

7 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Brokeback Mountain...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The lady laughing makes this.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

damn right she's fine.

7 years ago | Likes 169 Dislikes 3

Nice lefty hitter.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well that's 14 and a half hours I'm never getting back...

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You better tell him Canada Goose are now officially called "Cobra Chickens". I don't want to have to report you to the authorities.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1