orientedandalert

67 pts ยท August 5, 2018


but what about all the people who talk with coughs and potatoes in their mouths?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's all fun & games until they pull up that fruit tree you wanted.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll pay the $200 for the helicopter, thanks.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm at the 0:04 mark. How about you?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have New England autumn foliage on my desktop all year 'round. I went to Acadia NP last November, couldn't stop saying "so beautiful!"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that a CAT?!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Autoclave. Simple.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Protect the sky puppies!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this the same India where they let people drown all the time?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=op0b7AyaQn0 You Zatoichi fans know what I'm talking about.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

parents are idiots for letting idiot kids fuck around w/ the birds. release them on the shore and they will be fine.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My suspicious ass would make a friend go outside and make sure they can't see inside.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is the Goodest Gurl Ever!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Need rubberbands, bread twisties, pens, safety pins, loose change, tums, aspirins, band-aids, playing cards, 1 shoelace, golf pencils? hmu

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

really?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With this many people on the planet, all babies are ugly.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

cutter, gas passer, scrubber? who are you and who said what?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

mmm reek of pickle and me trying to enjoy my M&M's, not happening.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe not. Safe speed is relative to conditions and an officer can determine that for you.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the gif! :)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not shaming anyone but that skin makes me want to run away.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i talk to my ex all the time & the only way we do is because we're not together. Remember why you broke up & all will be clear.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't black out eyes; wants everyone to know who she is & follow on all social media, how else will she be a "model/influencer"?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Men are obsessed with looks. Gay guys w/ thick cocks and straights w/ big butts. Blame your looks and feel sorry for yourself.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not a DOLL. It's a collectible figure.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Right! Thank you.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

they have gelatin which some vegetarians will eat.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

evacuating? stop building shit where it shouldn't be built! don't care if in yr fam for generations, you don't have to b an idiot too.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

law firm, 80 hr wks; already at work in SanJose,CA; eerie silence, no planes from Minetta, SFO like the world stopped

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everybody knows today is only 2 Tishrei 5779. No way that tree is older than The World.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0