orbitn

785443 pts ยท July 8, 2013


All of this has been posted before. All of this will be posted again.

Do not, and i repeat, do not - insert a guild navigator in any orifice.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you're that vampire aren't you

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds like your life is getting a good dicking. But seriously, try something besides marmite and beans for lube, and you might have better luck

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the need to excrete was removed in last nights humanOS patch, and you can wash your hands with sand.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

"Little Buddha". I'm of two minds about it. 1) Keanu is playing an Indian man, so, uhh... 2) Nobody ever told Keanu he could stop acting in the role and has just been stuck since that movie was made.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i remember that scene from that movie where keanu played the buddha

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This pic always made me wonder.. lots of small munitions, then grandpappy barrel of explodium

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*cries* help us please

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i mean if you're not that picky, i got time.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

who was the first batshit insane motherfucker who climbed down a cliff to get at those mad honey hives that only exist on the sides of mountains (i think).. i mean, i get it, honey that makes you see things has got to be great - but who thought of it

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*hums "Bastille Day" by Rush for no reason*

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

in a sane country, the opposing party would just need to air these quotes, and they'd clench the win. But no, there's a good chance we'll have this madman on the throne again, and we'll all be praying for the icy scythe of death to eliminate him before he does the damage he intends to do. Come on McDonalds, do your thing

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

why machine bouncy

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You really don't want someone with my health problems (or delusions of grandeur) to start the glorious revolution, my future loyal subject.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've seen these words (or ones equal to them) for years. Actions? Very few. The french would at least have rolled out a few mocked up guillotines by now

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

ah yes. now where's the razer branded one

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

git revert 1999

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it tick check time? I love tick check time.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'll save you brother. *Heroically jumps in front of the dart filled with ketamine*

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You should read what his schoolmates and headmasters have said about him. He was ALWAYS this way.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Imported word, or false friend?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had a seizure back in '16. Weird thing - ever since, I've had a problem with vertigo - crossing tall or long bridges too - terrifying. I never had that problem before.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

how have you maintained such a pure soul on a site this perverse

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wish PH would stop showing me gooch when i'm on the gay site. It's like "series of vids you might be interested in" "Here's some really fucked up straight porn that's going to kill your mood" "OK here's more gay stuff"... i wonder, does the inverse happen? I want them to respect my wanking preferences, goddamnit

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0