orangefactorfive

157211 pts ยท September 16, 2016


I live in a broken down shack, distilling my precious thoughts into corporate boilerplate vinegar.

Not Canon. Oscar was orange before swimming in a swamp turned him green.

2 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In the late 90's, there was an MLM group selling "8 casette tapes" of this stuff for $1000, with the pitch that once you bought your set, you could make money selling Soverign Citizen tape sets to everyone else you knew, and everyone else who joined the pyramid below you later.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the 70's she played "Mrs. Columbo" which became retroactively non-canonical.

4 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Is that an electric griddle or a side order of Carbon Monoxide?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Person, Man, Woman, Camera, TV.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So much depends on the beige dog walking on the snow-covered area.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bad news for Mortimer and Randolph.

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That's a hotel maid. Before Covid, housekeeping would come in and clean up your room every day for no extra charge, even at crappy low-rent motels. If you were in a hotel and starting a revolution from your bed, you had to get out of the way and let people do their jobs. Nowadays the hotel management makes you request a room cleaning for multi-day stays, so they can pocket the money from your "resort fee."

1 month ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 8

It's all fun and games until a ghost hires three people to "teach you a lesson."

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

George Young from the Easybeats is referenced as"Guitar George" in the song "Sultans of Swing." He also produced albums for his brothers Angus and Malcolm.

1 month ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

Nice to see that a 21st Century Schizoid Man is staying active.

2 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

How Not To Be Seen

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Actually he got all his ideas when he was riding bicycles with the cook from The Shining.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I don't know. The lungs of the "Smoke Two Joints" guy must be pretty fried.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

This is a clear paraphrase of Shakespeare's "Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow" soliloquy in Macbeth. Act V, Scene V.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All you need is a knife.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The overlaid text obscures that these are the places in the film adaptations. In the canonical texts, Christine takes place in Pennsylvania, and The Body (Stand by Me) happens in Maine.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

That dog will never get over Macho Grande.

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Abysinnia, Hooper.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bukowski is probably sorting the mail.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this photograph hanging in a Vegas hotel? I know one place on the Strip had it, and I think it was Planet Hollywood.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not even the 10th worst thing about that show. The most realistic performance was by Boba Fett.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The seagull is coming in from a higher angle and the food slips. The crow comes in straight-on and nabs it.

3 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

A very well-known figure in the New Testament says that it is wrong to swear on anything. Not that anybody follows his words anyway.

3 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

If you saved the pieces you could then build Old Parts Thomas, who would be more Thomas than New Parts Thomas.

3 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Say Goodbye To Your Memories.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why does he have two eyes?

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's a fantasy. He walked over glass with bare feet, got severely beaten, fell several times, was hit on the head, had blast trauma, and was shot. He would have spent the next six days in a hospital.

3 months ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 2

The Zappa one.

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's just a lengthy scene that takes place in a Federal Prison where a bunch of high-profile officials stage a misleading incident.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0