ookieman

4050 pts ยท April 8, 2014


Rule 1. Get to the chopper. Rule 2. Be exellent to eachother. Rule 3. Party on.

Except stairs. Just like me. I hate stairs too, Ed.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

About one house power bill per month.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't often speak to fashion, but the 90's were full of neon and bright f'n colors.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

HELL YES

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rule 34 applies

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was thinking it's a mossberg 12ga barrel and brake. Anyone know for sure?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

or use $1 silicone caulk...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I genuinely hope that guy gets shot.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How many people does it take to replace a fire extinguisher? Lol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lazy! She noted it was bad and left it there?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude, thanks!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks! I forgot about the force.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

run: shutdown /r /t 00 (reboots) shutdown /s /t 00 (shuts down)

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

powershell (x86)

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Mad Max music intensifies

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YES!!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

holy shit.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never, under any circumstances stick your dick in crazy. Or kick a beehive. I'm not your dad.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

CRAAAB PEOPLE. CRAAAB PEOPLE.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Black victim this, and black victim that...until some black dude tries to steal a car with a kid inside it. Inconvenient details.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This was South Dakota in the past 3 Days. 70*Sun, 33*Tuesday Snowed 4 inches.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: That's not grocery store cream in the burrito.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Has a hell of a fridge.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How the hell do kids get lice?!?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always thought the nothing would be blackness.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is so 90s I gak'd

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0