ooMogar

8535 pts ยท August 14, 2014


We'd rather be injured doing something actually cool than jumping over a hurdle with a broom stick between our legs. Nobody makes fun of dirt riders, everyone makes fun of adults pretending to ride a horse. I won't even use it's name and accidentally give it any validity

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

She's being honored for the same thing Kim Kardashian got famous for, fucking a rich guy. I thought we learned our lesson

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

Right that's all I could focus on.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Thursday for me

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Guess what inaugural implies, shit bird. That there's gonna be another one. So by that reasoning first annual is 100 percent fine

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

I want to hang some of these in my house

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How have we had camera phones this fucking long and people still don't know where to look when the take a picture of themselves. Look at the fucking camera not the screen

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I've never heard anyone say that

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm in the market for a Lesbian bro, any takers?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I only return things to the person I loaned them to, so I kinda get it. Not making an excuse for the guy just saying depending on the person I get it

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yea homie you never seen movies or TV shows? Or the news? It fills seats

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Proud to say I was not one of those who over inflated the statistics

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yo confident Jim Varney is kinda doin it for me guys.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You get the update just for your name

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

All the creepy fuckin weirdos down voting you for calling them out. This shit looks like she's prepubescent

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Yea shits gross

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yea no, my robot girlfriend isn't gonna look 14. you can keep that

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

#36 will that was unnecessarily brutal

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

........... you're not going to elaborate??

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#28 I'll take things that never happened for 500

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#35 but ice it isn't a liquid though. That's a big brain move.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 now if only it weren't rainbow.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Solid fucking pull my dude. Such a creepy video

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#54 yea furries. Super quiet about it. Has massive conventions and ends up in news more than once

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#18 you know what you got and you can keep it

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#23 man that shit is so far off it might as well be another species.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#30 it says in the rules that come with the cards that you absolutely can

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 also be atleast 6 feet tall have 7 inches in your pants and be able to pay our bills....

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I look forward to the 300 dollar price tag

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Conspiracy to commit is not actually committing. And you conveniently didn't mention the details on this nonviolent drug conviction.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4