onlyonecookie

16310 pts · December 13, 2012


if I'm not wrong RDJ and Jimmy are in love

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't have that problem with my cat because she isn't allowed on counters

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 7

unless it's a restaurant that always way over staffs. then you're slightly less fucked.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

thank you

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

804 in da HOUSE (I'm not a great representation)

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I was that type of girl in high school. highly likely the friend is collaborating reading and responding to comments sitting beside her

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I put a (dull) knife between the lips and flicked the handle so the length would vibrate. it wasn't very efficient.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

it's a baby kraken!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you look at the chart though, his favorite bar is maclarens

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that one volunteer deadpool's girlfriend?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's never worked for me

7 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

I had three shots of tequila while rolling last, and ended the night with a good four hours of puking. never again.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I’m 27 and on tumblr. I know 50 something yr olds on tumblr. I recognize the point youre making and it’s valid, but you’re also generalizing

7 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 14

we’re discussing women who’ve been threatened and how it’s a common issue and you’re trying to write itoff by taking it as a personal insult

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

saying “well I don’t do it” doesn’t change anything about the fact that women have to expect potential violence when turning down man.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

so...”not all men”, right?

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I’m drunk but is that how it works? That doesn’t sound right...

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I heard everyone got a fake version of the script and benedict was the only one who actually knew what happened

7 years ago | Likes 149 Dislikes 1

because people are arguing a trending topic, so everyone has a strong opinion

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

isn’t it bad for your metabolism to just eat once in a day?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I think so. If I let him know he interrupted, he realizes it was rude and apologizes. He legit doesn’t realize he’s doing it a lot.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

my bf does that to me constantly b/c he has adhd. Sometimes ppl acting inconsiderately doesn’t mean they don’t care.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

idk i feel as crazy as the diagnosis sounds sometimes...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

wait really? I have one a friend gave me that they got in scotland. it has buckles on the outside, velcro inside. does that not count?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i mean where are you taking about? *all* prostitutes? that's pretty generalized

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

wait do you really poop more than you pee though? cause i definitely don't

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 8

but really when a cashier is trying to figure out who to ring up together they look at who is interacting and how, not attractiveness.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3