onlyherewhenipoop

24815 pts ยท February 21, 2015


Thank you for your interest in my profile. If, for some unknown reason, you get this to the front page then I will take a nap for you.

Burrito means "little donkey" so the idea is just diminutive anyways

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lassie was played by Kim Cantrell, and you can find many seasons of Sex and the City on Netflix.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Beautiful cosplay and excellent execution. But how are you making me question my preferences?
My attraction to green femmes has been true since I first saw Oola.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Always

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And they both ended up in the same place in the same condition.

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

Unleashing the anti-christ on the world is part of God's Biblical plan.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Sci-fi hype!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More like "More than Kennough!"

2 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

Merry Christmas, awesome d20 sweater!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Kweh!?

2 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

"It's the bones that makes these crunchy"

2 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

#24 The shadow people I see don't wear hats.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Y'all don't do this too? I dance while making dinner the time. Knife routines, ingredient juggling, pretending the knife sharpener is a lightsaber. Looks like she's being careful enough.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

How will those children learn to pull themselves up by the boot straps if they're just *handed* free food? /sarcasm

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ah a classic misconception: the Devil does not begin Armageddon. The biblical God does. You can read all about that in the Biblical Book of Revelations, it's a doozy.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remember that movie where Remus Lupin made out with Leo Dicaprio?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Once upon a time. I read a poem online. Though it didn't rhyme. - haikus from the toilet

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Breaking News: Young man enjoys pizza.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

We can just replace the batteries and let them loose again.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Opportunity didn't die, it's waiting for us to plug it in.

7 years ago | Likes 406 Dislikes 4

But that's just a theory... A GAME THEORY!

7 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

Jokes on her, I've been dead inside for years.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

There is no grand scheme to the universe. There is matter, and energy. Everything else is opinion.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Got a good tutorial for the joystick assembly and programming?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Speed it up and it's the hamster dance song.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nat 20s don't change reality, they are simply the best you can do. A door usually can't be seduced.

7 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 6

Smort!

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Ha! Is this a Kelvin timeline where Kelvin is measured in degrees?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0