onefaller

74980 pts ยท January 15, 2013


I say, isn't this quaint?

I will also say that shitting yourself at work twice in one week doesn't do great things for depression.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ok, I had this exact same problem when I was taking that. Here's how my Doc said to fix it: take half of an immodium with it. it worked perfectly, and everything moved along as normal.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't get it... DMV isn't open on Christmas.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

DM == Damn Mouth

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

a friend of mine did something similar. he was fine until they went to give him a shot, at which point he passed out.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"smoke and mirrors"

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I actually looked pretty good in a Fedora. Can't wear one now, though.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

A lot of folks say the only way to do it is cold turkey, but that doesn't work for me. I tapered until I was down to one per daythen I went a couple days without one. Then I went a few more days without one. and now it's been 10 years, and I have permission to have one (and only one) if I *really* want it. in 10 years, I think I've had 5.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That album was new when I was a kid.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

if you need help, let me know. I've got experience.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

it wasn't X in 2022, was it?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

when I eat corn or okra I always say, much to the chagrin of my partner, "See ya in the morning!"

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A feller thinks ya might be right.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

One of the best things I've ever eaten was horse steaks. Yum!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Brother, I am so sorry for what you're going through right now. I've been down this exact road. I'm going to tell you a couple truths: 1. it *will get better. It's probably going to get worse before it does, but it *will* get better. 2. Just because the marriage is over is no excuse to be ugly. 3. *NEVER* badmouth your ex to your kids.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"This erratic behavior is concerning." This? THIS is what it takes for you to be concerned??!?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

at every company that I've worked for there has been *clear* communication that you do *not* talk to the media for any reason. Refer them to the Comms Office.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

there're a lot of things I don't like about Switzerland, but the flag is a big plus

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

this is the weakest orientation for 2x4s. put them on edge for *significant* gains in strength

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kitler lives!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I know people like this. Not embarrassed about it, either.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

would you tell her to make me a chambray shirt?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Tears now, but make progress. you *can* do this. you *are* worthy. you've got this, brother. if I did it, so can you.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it doesn't matter, because this is the reality that you're working with. morning will arrive, and you will greet it. 3/?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it's likely to get worse before it does, but it *WILL* get better. 2) you don't deserve this; however, that doesn't matter. 2/?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'ma tell you some things that you don't want to hear, but need to. 1) It will get better. 1/?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I look at this and i can't tell where cars go and where boats go.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I look at this and i can't tell where cars go and where boats go.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0