the same way i stretch my asshole open tot he point of tearing

11 years ago | 2 5

no....just no

11 years ago | 1 3

good.

11 years ago | 4 7

who wants to bet me i couldnt kill it in one punch

11 years ago | 2 36

even virgins do, its called pornography and southpark

11 years ago | 3 4

honestly who DOESNT know where the clit is

11 years ago | 12 5

thats why im here

11 years ago | 1 4

if ur ever ina guys bedroom and his matress is low to the floor. now you know why

11 years ago | 1 4

dude if ur beds too high how do you bend chicks over on it

11 years ago | 1 4

BITCH WAHT

11 years ago | 2 3

you arent. your're'er're'er'e'e'r'r'e'e'r sitting in a chair

11 years ago | 2 3

hobbits 1-3 marathon at my imax on monday.........i am ready

11 years ago | 3 2

very old

11 years ago | 1 2

or my bedroom

11 years ago | 2 2

aye......thatl do......

11 years ago | 2 2

carrie fisher. played princess leia in star wars episode 4-6 and now 7

11 years ago | 1 3

what does fufufu mean

11 years ago | 1 1

im confused

11 years ago | 1 1

what does ka-hah mean

11 years ago | 1 1

wat

11 years ago | 1 1

ill give you a use with my skill.

11 years ago | 1 0

well he does look very easy to steal

11 years ago | 2 2

corgis are terrible guard dogs

11 years ago | 1 0

burn in hell

11 years ago | 1 5

"flooop" -balls

11 years ago | 1 0

how u doin

11 years ago | 2 3

(A) nobody likes you

11 years ago | 2 4

is that a seagull

11 years ago | 3 5

i bet i could fit atleast two of these in my butt

11 years ago | 1 2

people that play dayz for the pvp need to save up some money to play a real shooter

11 years ago | 1 2