Merry chrimble from Oregon.
my fat man
When I think of something that made me laugh weeks ago.
throwin' my big man into usersub
live long and prosper
Right now, me irl
It's me, Dirty Gerty, the sugar glider. Hi.
When I try to think of a good confession bear meme
my little man
such spook.
MRW I get sorted into Hufflepuff instead of Ravenclaw.
A reposter's reaction when they make it to the front page, probably.
My friend's dog while on a hike this summer
truth
I love when my beer smiles back at me
TIL execution by elephant was a thing
"you're not Carl Sagan"
Hey you... Yeah you!
Step to this.
Porn star?
#tbt that time that dog built a fort
Tasty Jebus.
Just giggled to myself
he doesn't own a gun... let alone many guns
When I check my computer first thing in the morning to see if I made it to the front page.
I'm sorry
That's how Ruff Ryders roll
Please don't tell other people how I live.
be the spook
Oh hey.
This is my life
Me too, Dave, me too.
When you walk into your office and there's a xenomorph made of balloons staring at you.
<3 Ralph Wiggum <3
meanwhile at the Blazers game... This guys Kippah (yamaka) rules!
MRW I log into imgur and there's a bunch of posts about Batman at 3:32am, toasters, Jimmy Johns, or whatever the fuck
Next week, I have an interview for the beaver patrol.
This just confuses the heck outta me.
I am one classy lady!
when you think your fart is going to be silent and its not.
Been really bored lately
Above the clouds- Portland
When I watch my posts downvoted into oblivion
Pardon my derp.
What's the other 'B' for?
Hey ya'll
I really do
MRW I realize I'm going to get murdered by a snake.
Oregon high desert
Dammit, human.
George Harrison & Bob Dylan playing tennis
when I answer the phone and a customer asks what time does the 5'oclock movie start