offbalance

32447 pts · April 25, 2014


……I don’t…… honestly….. this was a roller coaster of suspense.

7 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Who read that as groper in their head? …… just me?…..

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So there I was hiding from a dragon …….or a giant ….. or a guard….. because my HP was low, keep walking in …….Blackreach….

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So you are saying there is a chance?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dammit….. dammit……. DAMMIT, how dare you make me sound out your bad joke in my head…… DAMMIT!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

…answer them

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude there would be only one question. How do I get onboard with this? I can’t agree more.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too high for this one bro……

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

They say everything is a dildo if you are brave enough.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

The answer is “never not no”


2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah but the Russians killed a dog In space so they lose points.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What do you mean?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was it an iPod?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Witchcraft……..

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where do I vote? How about speaker of the house?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Ism sure we would find my keys in every pocket.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is also my mom…..

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*sigh*…… no it’s my mom.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

……yeah…… and another one.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well I tried to read it after eating an edible……..

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude, I am way to high. I read this 12 times.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah the secret service who were the alleged drivers.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

…. How does this make me GOP?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

So Amber Heard was telling the truth?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

This is literally a “I heard a guy” testimony.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 29

*batman beats them up,and takes them to jail*

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I want you to know I fell for this. Not the thousands of viruses offered by limewire pirated software or any facebook are clickbait. I h8 u.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have photographic evidence of Starbucks.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0