oceanwriter

157 pts ยท September 28, 2012


"I shoulda got my nuts cut..." - Dad Cat

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When his death finally comes, I will savor it, oh so slowly....

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Must have left his cape in the cop car.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

True fact (I've seen it); there is poop and toilet paper behind the majority of roadside Redwoods. Why, I cannot fathom. People suck.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Prince of the Universe.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This will backfire.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I remember waking up, and everything was covered in grey ash, and it was snowing ash. Like Silent Hill.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You mean the jerk-driver who killed Walker, show boating in his cheesy Porsche?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Put a bird on it.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've raised my sons this way, as I was raised. Respect and kindness may not be vogue, but they are still around.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer." - Hans Gruber

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a combat vet who went to college after I served, this is how I did it. Knocked out a four year degree in three years.

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Epic recovery....totally sticks the landing.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yah, but then they went to Korea, then Jerusalem...and end up on a Russian flight...to Cardiff...did they ever go to India?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that last picture Gru?

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

God has spoken.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's so obvious, the pattern. These people all have one thing in common; they all loved the Macarena. We need to immediately ban that song.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

An an Iraq vet, I can attest to that. While Kim Jong Dipshit is a fool, his people do not need more suffering.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You need to drink more water Bro.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Might want to avoid Boston. Like, forever.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The food chain at work.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bad people do bad things. The End.

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He's thinking about a Pinewood derby.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0