obfuscatingreality

2454 pts · January 4, 2013


I'm not like most girls. I'm a 29 year old man.

I um. Sorry, only just saw the notification for this. Yeah, I'll take nerd or geek or dork, they can all apply to me. I do feel like I need to set the record straight, however, and make one thing clear: I've never played any form of Magic The Gathering, and suck at those kind of card games 😅

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a quote from GLaDOS from the Portal games, so at least the name's relevant.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Seems like this artist grew up reading The Far Side.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Huh, what does Magic the Gathering have to do with this?

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Most definitely not

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Came in from the wrong side of the Atlantic thinking this was going to be about the department store...

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At bird school, which is for birds?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm turning 24 in a couple of weeks and I only just found out now that they have adhesive at all. I thought they just sat there.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I still have them somewhere

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd think of indigo as having more of an "ih" sound, like intentional or Ipswitch, rather than eendigo.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pointed out I have special needs and an AAP that mentions deadlines. Same guy replies “we’ve talked it over and you can have it”

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One time I requested a deadline extension and it got denied along with a “I have CC’d in the course leader.” I hit reply to all and (1/2)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s pronounced “eeyun” though..?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I believe the commenter wasn’t a southerner talking about a northerner, but a non american talking about americans

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice try, but I’m still saying gif instead of jif.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When I went to the Natural History Museum in NYC I had a miniature crisis seeing the one they have hanging up.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yup.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I *THINK* they were just an incidental character from Spider-Verse 2.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You cut yelling bird out of what is arguably his most famous yell?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bohemian Rhapsody isn't listed as "Is this the real life" or "galileo galileo"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...it's "You Give Love a Bad Name," not "Shot Through The Heart"

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It looks like furniture filling or insulation to me.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's so weird seeing that Plague tweet everywhere in tge last few days after knowing him for years through the SBFZ...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Prerty

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That bastard Alcibiades, always gotta ruin it for everyone else.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it must be a Fluke.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s kinda like dick, but not as strong as “thundercunt.”

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You fools. This isn't the man who killed his wife with Insulin. THIS IS HIS STUNT DOUBLE.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And “thy” means “your” so I guess he’s very enthusiastic.

7 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0