notreallyhere23

369 pts ยท February 14, 2015


My parents have been doing this for 40 years. Mum's always cold and Dad's a blanket stealer

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Cheers!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wait... It was a melting tray!? All these years we just used it as the measurement of dry kernels to use!

2 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

You could have just keep that to yourself...

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"You are the brute squad"

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My spouse was born on Friday the 13th and IS named Jason!!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Blackberry is the best! Hands down.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Lower decks! Lower decks! Lower decks!

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

We name our vehicles after the person we bought it from. Lisa, Frank, Gary, etc

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stegosaurus and their Thagomizers

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Half Japanese/ half Ukrainian and apparently I have Greek toes.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Have a "pheasant plucking" day!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YO!!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dopameme! Take your +1

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

...and I'll look up at your lifeless eyes, and wave like this ^

5 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

1hr flight one-way cost me over $600

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a geologist, can confirm... Demon rock teeth.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Grouse, actually.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mule deer

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hyalinobatrachium dianae, named after the researchers mom Diane.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They made him a villian in the new animated Tintin, but you're righ, the picture he posted is not villian Saccharine.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please vote!!!!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me too!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My grandparents and their siblings were all given 'Christian' names when they started school b/c their Japanese names were 'unpronouncable'.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Should be a required read.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Making a joke! Sorry

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They don't count the steering axel.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And his dog Norm?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And we shorties are thankful!

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Set + tainted lettuce + Horus = Thoth

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0