5168 pts ยท December 25, 2015
I know!
Graze
Not sure. Little side bush? Underboob?
I tried.
I don't know where the line is chief!
Mine or hers?
Nothing but nopes brother.
Hmmm, sliver of underboob? No soup for you! Banned.
Air head?
Blow me.
Pics or it didn't happen
Much snek, wow venom, such dinner
Ridin' with my mixtape.
Where's the can opener when you really need it?
That looks excessively jabby-pointy.
Ok. Big fan. But oy vey! Can he please stop trying to sing soprano. You're a grown-ass man, sing like one!
Man, long sentence for a couple of parking tickets.
And my new girlfriend really appreciates it too.
*contact high, leaving work, Doritos then nap...
Much swag. Wow such walk.
Sayonara!
Gotsta call BS
How about everyone voting next time? Fuck-tards.
Maybe he should get fixed...just in case.
Your mom's dildo- express delivery.
Just like the guy whose song it was...
'Murica the beautiful.
Just Irony - sorry no way to show that...if that guy wins I am moving(paradoxically) to Germany.
That prosthetic eye will look great on you, no more of that pesky binocular vision.
I know!
Graze
Not sure. Little side bush? Underboob?
I tried.
I don't know where the line is chief!
Mine or hers?
Nothing but nopes brother.
Hmmm, sliver of underboob? No soup for you! Banned.
Air head?
Blow me.
Pics or it didn't happen
Much snek, wow venom, such dinner
Ridin' with my mixtape.
Where's the can opener when you really need it?
That looks excessively jabby-pointy.
Ok. Big fan. But oy vey! Can he please stop trying to sing soprano. You're a grown-ass man, sing like one!
Man, long sentence for a couple of parking tickets.
And my new girlfriend really appreciates it too.
*contact high, leaving work, Doritos then nap...
Much swag. Wow such walk.
Sayonara!
Gotsta call BS
How about everyone voting next time? Fuck-tards.
Maybe he should get fixed...just in case.
Your mom's dildo- express delivery.
Just like the guy whose song it was...
'Murica the beautiful.
Just Irony - sorry no way to show that...if that guy wins I am moving(paradoxically) to Germany.
That prosthetic eye will look great on you, no more of that pesky binocular vision.