notNOTacryptid

1181 pts · April 28, 2017


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It’s now “maga2o2o”

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I sometimes reuse takeout cups/straws with home coffee OR bring instant coffee and ask for a cup of hot water. ??‍♀️

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You know, Wayne, if you’re not careful, you’re gonna lose me.

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Yoink!

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Soccer bro hair is getting out of control ?1

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Have a few drop down from the ceiling and/or have one walk up and release many babies who all crawl frantically toward the player.

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The Binford model

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Shit! It’s my WiFi password...

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Nod’s as good as a wink to a blind bat ?

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The recorder music in #11 made me cry laughing. Accidentally turned on the sound, did not regret.

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And the one behind looks like a retired football player in drag too.

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As a mom

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Instructions unclear - burned down half of the state of California

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I, too, attempted to find the mythical lid knife today.

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