normalushall5

14547 pts ยท November 4, 2016


Yeah mustard based is trash.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Eastern NC BBQ is the best and if you disagree rally your troops for dawn I'll be there to meet you. I'm willing to die for my BBQ are you able to say the same?

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I'm going to be 39 this year. We killed a lot of industries but not NATURE'S CANDY IN MY HAND OR CAN OR PIE!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lightly fried fish filets?

2 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Enders game but for fuck boys.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am working hard to make sure I have this relationship with my son. He's 3 but he tells me I'm his best friend. I know teen years are coming but I just want to beat the odds so bad.

2 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

We had to be in when the street lights came on. Before then we could be anywhere. Looking at playboys in the woods, picking blackberries at the train tracks, picking garbage to make a ramp for our bikes, or down at the creek trying to catch crawfish.

2 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

Stanley is a very serious and respected actor. It's just so good watching him die with laughter at "hand shredded ass meat".

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I taught my son many things. He puts his dirty dishes in the sink. I taught him to put the toilet seat down when he's done going pee. I also taught him that THE FUCKING DIP SHIT IN THE NISSAN IS CUNTING UP THE GODDAMN ROAD.

2 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

This is horseshit and insulting to me as a man. The answer is a man because bears are wild animals. Thanks for being exactly like all the times I've taken my son to the playground and received side eye from other mothers because I'm a man with a child.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 28

First step be handsome. Second step have a wealthy family. I'm still at step 0.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is a bigger flex than if you told us your biggest flex.

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I disagree with the insinuation that life altering trauma is a disadvantage. I am better equipped to stand against all the evils and heartache of the world. My trauma has been used to help others heal.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't be so quick to judge until you see the size of the spider.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Being critical of others behaviour isn't hate. Calling anti-maskers toddlers isn't hating America.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My buddy is a retired cop. He told me some times he responded to motorcycle crashes. Said they kept a shovel in the cruiser to scoop up the goo on the road in the high speed crashes. Helmet won't help you when you t bone a van going 100+ mph on a bike. Kind of think anyone who rides is kind of asking for it.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

You can't tell if they are feminine hygiene products unless you taste them.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I ask my wife all the time if she breasted boobily.

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I also survived. I was in Connecticut but I survived.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Something's wrong with your meatballs.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

When I was a kid we called it something else. It had a vile name I will not repeat. Just telling you because thankfully we have changed a lot in 30 years.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My only regret is that I have but one upvote to give.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

CAN I PET THAT DAWG?

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

And local regulations have outlawed plastic bags.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I doubled my load with ur mom last night.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And all I wanted to do was go home and watch Ren and Stimpy.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My son loves to wrestle with me. Every night it's a Battle Royale. Thing is you see the exact same behaviour in all mammals. Puppies pick fights with their parents all the time. It's just natural.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Most fun I've had playing anything in a long time. It's basically a miracle in terms of getting strangers to work together. I have 80 hours in the game and can only think of maybe one person who was griefing and that might have just been a kid who didn't know how to play.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0