nomnombabies

33767 pts ยท May 28, 2015


Bravissimo! Hip-hip hooray! For this fireworks display, Mind and body blown away, What a radiant crescendo.

I can't tell which is worse: the rubber sole, or the 12-year-old rubber in your wallet.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like, when you turn a light off you fuick the switch.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, ya! He went through some shit. His shidoshi died, best friend critically injured, US military was after him... Splits. Stress, man.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Your Uber Freedom has arrived."

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"Fishing in the crick"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Comf-ter-bul" vs "comfortable", "acrossed" vs. "across"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is interesting. How'd they turn out?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry your grandma's an idiot.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jessica Rabbit looks like she's only doing this because she's being paid to. The other girl looks like she's having fun. I think I love her.

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

If only...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you bought these I hope you disagree. If you like them and they're worth the cost then that's all that matters.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Coheed? It looks like Claudio's massive hair.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At least no one's going to compliment your shoes as you're being evicted.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doesn't mean we shouldn't try. The more this gains momentum the more congress will understand that it needs to go.

6 years ago | Likes 519 Dislikes 0

Nana made nana bread. "Nana bread".

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Are those as uncomfortable as they look?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Look at Mister Corporate Fancy Pants with his fancy pants job. You probably wear fancy pants with your fancy suit. I bet it's a nice suit..

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This isn't accurate at all. Old complains about new because a) change, b) Seeing dumb decisions they once made themselves, c) CHANGE!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"The thing about Arsenal is that they always try and walk it in."

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's a solid way to guarantee that I visit another site.

6 years ago | Likes 888 Dislikes 2

Also a good reason to know how to trim the tree before cutting it down.

6 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 2

Something, something, just the tip.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The same to you both!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Winnifred is gorgeous, too! I got mine from a shelter here in SLC, UT.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My man... Did we somehow get bro cats?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm positive Vern knows exactly what you mean.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

On a scale of "Meatballs!" to "Oh my god, where are my toes?", how high are you?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Alternatively: "The one you're having, and the one she's not telling you about."

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0