nomimalone

6600 pts ยท July 19, 2012


Maker of portmanteaus: Feminice. Lazemazing. Rawkward. twitter.com/danger_zone and stuff.

SUPER GREEN! Also, I just re-watched this last week and it is HELLA racist!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

You guys are weird.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's actually exactly how I feel when I eat really good bacon/steak/bone marrow/butter, tbh.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*cat whose eyes are hearts emoji*

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He also might be one of the weasels fro Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is fucked up, yo. Bodies don't exist to please your eyeballs.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Try wiggling your toes. Redirects your attention. An orthodontist taught me that (completely unrelated to blowjobs, but MAN has it helped!)!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Maybe, like, ask him what he likes? And tell him to be really honest no judgement? And, then, like, figure out what you're comfortable with?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

OH MY GOD I WISH I WEREN'T ALLERGIC TO CATS!!! THE ARE THE BEST! I want to snuggle the shit out of them, but I would def die of itchiness!!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mom: "R U OK?"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you for this. Thank you so much.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is the most adorable thing I have ever heard!

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Oh! Ok, duh! Not a single one of these victims considered being exploited and blackmailed! Totes their fault! Great advice, douchenozzle!

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

No.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That is an Abercrombie and Fitch blue-on-blue polo shirt with an angel inside of it, obves.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

His privacy isn't being violated, he's being taking to task for being a grade-A douche, and that seems like an a priori right to me.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It must be so hard to fall without hands.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also: MUSIC BAND !!!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So, again: Maybe teach people not to date-rape/rape people who are passed out/rape/make videos of it/be assholes.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

2/2 He's softened and opened up recently on those topic, I think. Still a wonderfully articulate and loving rabblerowser, though!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not sure about nowadays, but he used to not have the most inclusive, sensitive stance on bi/trans/fat people. 1/2

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Same dif!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless you're, you know, being choked by him.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It already looks like it's done with this shit.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you Patrick Bateman? I am concern.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm so done with this shit.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*its! Damnit!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0