nitemancometh

9209 pts · April 28, 2014


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As a data science student, this is hilarious but yeah I'd get fired for presenting this at my job.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Guess you can call them pita pockets.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

China? China

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me trying to get up every morning...

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm very surprised that no one has provided a logical solution here.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It works on mobile too.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They actually killed a turtle alive in that movie. That was fucking horrible.

2 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Straight up did the Metal Gear Solid alert sound

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

For real, don't come to the Internet then. They even announced the actor that was going to cast him.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

They banned him from accessing the restroom during business hours. He was there at 2, they close at 3.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

10th grade Algebra. My school was a few blocks away. My classroom shook when the 2nd plane hit.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Jesus Christ, Marie!

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Looks like maybe the Alfi tablet. Uber has one too and it's catching on. Rideshare companies are branching out into more marketing space.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hi, I could use a pizza. Struggling paycheck after paycheck.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That fart

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I knew someone who dropped out because he was addicted.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Within the sound of cartridge blowing...

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I'm glad I waited.

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I scream for I do not know.

2 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Breed more smart people so more can vote better in the elections.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 1

At 37 myself. Don't give up, always remember your purpose of pursuing.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Fun fact, that last panel was not from the original artist.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It also doesn't help the kid is eating pop tarts. I grew up on those but we make better choices now for our family with more nutritional education.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I'm working at 6am now and also answering emails in the evening. This is an entirely false narrative but the upside is the commute.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"You'll do."

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sick Aladdin reference. I'm surprised no one caught that.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0