After years of practice, i finally split the banana peel in two
While cleaning my room I found an old school box from around 1997. The contents inside include an obscure comic by a 1st grader.
mrw I have to wring out my balls from all the pussy I've been drowning in
From Facebook. I don't give a fuck about reposts
when i try to load a dead guy's page on fb mobile
let me breathe with my mouth extremely open
On the daily
I just found a snake stuck in the wire fence at the base of my tool shed.
This was inspected 3 years from now.
Thanks, Fridge
Happy Valentine's Day
Just found out I'm INTP.. Here's a painting of an ancient Roman with a huge Julius
I don't know what to do with this information.
Someone caption this and I'll upvote everything you've done. I'm not clever enough
My dog starting at me while I get high in my car from the 1980s. "Clean your fucking window" Yeah I know, whatever, I don't give a fuck!
mrw I have to wring my balls out from all the gay butt sex I'm drowning in
Perfect loop