nicegoblin

2968 pts ยท December 31, 2012


Pretty sure they squeeze fruit directly into your glass so you can drink the juice as your cocktail mixer

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's called top surgery.

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

They're really hard to find in tiny cat size!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

734!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Username relevant

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm most impressed by the fact her glasses haven't flown off her face

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Hey, Pumba! Not in front of the kids

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

I watched this whilst having a shit. It was weird.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Deadgirl was so fucking good. I couldn't rest my mind for days!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If ever he does, let me know because I'd buy the shit out of it

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hotdogs or Chinese food?

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 3

It's stressing me out that none of the cups are filling with their liquids

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you also a 12 year old girl?

10 years ago | Likes 2637 Dislikes 14

She has no legs

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is why my pizza is always late

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More like Mendel's family.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kanye could have totally played Bella in the Twilight series.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same here! When I'm not at uni :)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am! Soon to be 4th year pharmacy :)

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wtf is with that ponytail

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's it dying of?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I've always wondered about this so asked male friends. Apparently they do, unless you have a semi (extra blood makes it sink).

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

That still means she didn't want to have sex at that point ie nonxonsensual sex

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

But but helium doesn't explode

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0