nermando

527 pts ยท February 9, 2014


Yeah buddy, I'm feeling horny too

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My bf calls my tank tops 'useless shirts'

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Read that as wank

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh. Oh. Oh. oooooooooooh. *gif with the judge*

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Again, this is exactly why people don't want Trump, who used hus popularity as a celebrity to push a political agenda

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yo that butthurt mate.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

,I,,,

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But that's just you assuming, not knowing. You can't expect everyone else to assume the same as you. No reason for you to be offended by it.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

How's it obvious? Genuinly curious.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

It's older than that

9 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Why google it or favorite it when someone's gonna repost it anyway?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How do you know it was `she' and not 'he'? I couldn't see the driver anywhere. The lady who came to help could've been anyone?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Probs depends on the unit

10 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Yea I aint climbing that shit pal good luck whatever

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Um, that beer looks weird. Asia? Asia.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"l`ll let you do me in the neck!"

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He used his tactical finger

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's a bone.... R.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Because it's safer. You have better sight than reversing out. Most small bumps and mishaps happen at parking lots bc people don't back in.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm so happy the doctors didn't say you couldn't have any 'cos then you' d be in a sticky situation anyway YAY CONGRATS!!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Buuuuutiful derp-a-loolee omg

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Um, when I look at that pink carpet in doggy room I didn't initially see it as a bone...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dog Swanson

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not Eastern Europe, South

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Yeah, right next to Keira Knightley

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I once forced myself into way too skinny jeans in the dressroom, just to realized I can't get them off by myself. Top 5 reason to have a bf.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tiger! TIGER! Watch out for the TIGER people!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

read it in her voice immediately :D

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0