neomort

19740 pts · March 22, 2014


*starboard

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Been living with it for 2 decades, but haven’t given up yet.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Those Spam dishes would cost a fortune now.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bastard.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hands down the best one I’ve seen yet.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The child is playing on the phone while mom is "hooking"

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Nope

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Totally

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't believe they got Orson Welles to do all that work.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you for your comment. It really added a lot subtlety, nuance, and clear thought.

9 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 9

Just think, he combs that in the morning, and goes "Yeah, that's it" and heads off to work.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not great. I was hoping the bread would get crispy. No such luck.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I once ran out of food and money so thoroughly, I deep fried two pieces of white bread and used year old takeout duck sauce for flavor.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yeah, I know

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The vote-ening!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I was sorta referring to an appropriate length of mourning for Glen before memeing. I'd bash her skull any day and twice on Sunday.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Male or female, conscription is slavery, only worse. War is bad, get it?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Punchline under last pic - "it's glorious"

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

I think it's a Honda.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Are you illiterate, or trolling? They ran over Trump signs.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 5

It is a "The Walking Dead" reference.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Old junker, not even sure.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Is that really Harambe? Or just some generic gorilla?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Nothing so bad as that. Just enforce borders, stop buying their oil, and stop feeding them. Whole place will turn itself into a dry husk.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

And the French police are saying "Islamist motive". How can you not recognize their calling card? All kinds of bastards dont decapitate.

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 5

Priest was beheaded. Care to change your tune?

9 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 10

Oh, guess what, they beheaded a priest. Care to change your guess?

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 8