nelsonrr

1217 pts · April 9, 2017


Not really scary but once I was thinking about taking a job offer (which was a big scary decision for me after staying 20 years at the same employer) and then I got handed one of those carnival this is your future cards. It read "Don't trust the piano player". Well the person who was offering the job did indeed play piano as a hobby and we had talked about that. Needless to say I didn't take the job offer. Just because of this card! Got offered a much better job just three month later. 😃

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The mice: Wheeeeeee

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#1 Breakfast PTSD

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Usually there are no ghosts in schools because people rarely die there. Except in the USA.

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No, I'm in germany. We had a hot summer. I decided to keep the candles and blame the death star for the damage.

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I wish I could! She's a feisty little one 😆

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Hello puffyzutas dad!

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Oh cool, da hab ich mal ein halbes Jahr gewohnt. 😁 Ist echt schön da!

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Bloodsport 3 Vibes intensifies

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Reminder: You need a belly for a belly dance

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Why didn't you just buy a blue car?

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#16 Flachköpper

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Needs more cowbell

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mmhh.. bacon...

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You guys had snow?

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Also who put em up straight?

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You haven't seen my house. ?

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came here for this gif ?

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sorry miss jackson...

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a triangle has 180. Just split the form into triangles. 3x180 = 540

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Well I used to bullseye womp rats back home...they're no bigger than that.

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