923 pts ยท April 15, 2014
"Any hole is a goal" -Melania Trump
RIP Tailbone
Absolutely!
They said they don't have a smartphone, not that they don't know how to use one. How does that make them incompetent?
Meow mein
I still don't get it!
Does "treed" mean he got pinned up to a tree?
That's why she's working extra hard
I'm on a train and my phone is dying but god damn that was worth it
As Donald Glover, put it, "It's the hand job of cereal. Like this is pretty good, but you know what I really want"
*grammar...what is this, amateur hour?
Panties, preferably of the granny variety
In the last one it looks like he has a tiny hand
"Be with someone who loves you as much as Kanye loves Kanye"
hella
Is your life just a constant magazine photo shoot?
It's sweet cured pork and it's amazing
The bridesmaid wearing those boots must be a fuckin bad ass
Reminds me of
It's too bad Mufasa wasn't this successful
Nick Cave's son just passed away yesterday, so sad
Crazy how nature do dat
At least she didn't fuck on your peeing rug
cookie doreo
"A love like that was a serious illness, an illness from which you never entirely recover." -Charles Bukowski
My bf's name is Peter...sounds like he's got some 'splainin to do
(each line is to be repeated) "Here's to you! Here's to me! May we never disagree! And if we do, fuck you!"
this makes me sad because mcchickens are more than 99 cents now
"Any hole is a goal" -Melania Trump
RIP Tailbone
Absolutely!
They said they don't have a smartphone, not that they don't know how to use one. How does that make them incompetent?
Meow mein
I still don't get it!
Does "treed" mean he got pinned up to a tree?
That's why she's working extra hard
I'm on a train and my phone is dying but god damn that was worth it
As Donald Glover, put it, "It's the hand job of cereal. Like this is pretty good, but you know what I really want"
*grammar...what is this, amateur hour?
Panties, preferably of the granny variety
In the last one it looks like he has a tiny hand
"Be with someone who loves you as much as Kanye loves Kanye"
hella
Is your life just a constant magazine photo shoot?
It's sweet cured pork and it's amazing
The bridesmaid wearing those boots must be a fuckin bad ass
Reminds me of
It's too bad Mufasa wasn't this successful
Nick Cave's son just passed away yesterday, so sad
Crazy how nature do dat
At least she didn't fuck on your peeing rug
cookie doreo
"A love like that was a serious illness, an illness from which you never entirely recover." -Charles Bukowski
My bf's name is Peter...sounds like he's got some 'splainin to do
(each line is to be repeated) "Here's to you! Here's to me! May we never disagree! And if we do, fuck you!"
this makes me sad because mcchickens are more than 99 cents now