natashaexplosion

5949 pts ยท August 2, 2012


Oh my God, this was my childhood microwave! Everything that a child would eat was done in 45 sec. I miss it so much! RIP, lil fella!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Going ham, shawty upgrade from bologna.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow, I want to be your friend.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This is literally my dream house. Holy GOD.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#90l

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a lot of words for "I'm a racist," but ok.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I sure do love that idiot.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah, I feel like this dude is DEFINITELY in on the joke.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No, he crossed state lines with an illegal weapon with the express intent of hurting people. Full stop.

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 11

Sounds like Stockholm Syndrome, but you do you.

5 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

the privitization of the Postal Service.

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Given that the PG is mostly in Trump's circle, our local union believes he is deliberately setting them up to fail so as to justify (2/3)

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Wife of a USPS worker here. The new Postmater General is has decided that overtime for mail handlers should cease immediately (1/2)

5 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

He adopted them all.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I met him a few months ago when he was taking Lil Parm in for her vaccines at the vet, and he was truly so kind and sweet. I was starstruck.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hi, are you aware that the entire world is protesting police brutality against BlPoC in the US right now?

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They fell out of the momma raccoon's butt

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Mt. Baldy? ?

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Yes, they have. Every time a cop kills a black person and walks free.

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 11

Cops don't need your advocacy. It goes without saying that they protect their own.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Hahaha, wife bad!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nothing wrong with that, though I hope it changes for it if you'd like it to!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Alternate massive panic attacks and passing out. He was okay, but it was horrible.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure he literally pooped at he was getting back into the water, so I'd say he's pretty excited.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everything else aside, you have very beautiful hands. And I don't have a thing for hands, so...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish I could it updoot this more. This is my favorite line in the history of Futurama.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

OP is referring to Freedom Units, not Celsius.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0