narddogbernard

15623 pts ยท April 4, 2013


Dang! Money is so dirty, I hope she cleaned that first.

7 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Don't worry, I'm sure you'll cave eventually

10 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Came here to post something like this, but your wording is better. +1

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

See, us Texans ain't that backwoods after all y'all!

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, not sure MJ is too excited when ole Pete gives an HJ though

11 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

I remember when there weren't even blue M&Ms, just light brown

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wonder what that kid did. The punishment should meet the crime.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 37

MF this. Who says you can't do all those things and be a man? Im a rom com dude and my wife loves action, and I'm the one who kills roaches. Find your person, dont worry about labels.

1 year ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

They still make station wagons?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh yes, I forgot the conversion rate to freedom years.

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I respect sundresses too much

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seriously, how does someone who transports dirt not carry a shovel

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just went to japan last year with the kiddos. Honestly enjoyed the trains more than the food and the food was great. I think it's because the trains were such a vast improvement over anything we have in TX. That said, there is a proposal with Japanese Railways and Amtrak to bring Shinkasens to TX by 2030. Not holding my breath but fun to dream.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Step 1, find hot girl and pretend to own her at chess only to lose badly and have the crowd go wild. Step 2?

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 35

Man, after watching yellowjackets, I don't think I can

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was definitely a Nazi salute. He did it on purpose. Not sure if he's an actual Nazi, but I think at the very least he was trying to trigger people in bad taste and in his socially awkward humor. He should apologize.

1 year ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 3

Its still the Gulf of Mexico to every other country.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You think the beast has a hairy dick or a retractable lipstick like a dog?

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Well if you've found Tajin, all melons are better with salt. Pineapples and cucumbers too.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This, my aunt was like it seems like the government is finally seeing obesity as a pandemic because they're going to start covering weight loss shots. I'm like, if they really saw it as a problem they'd provide subsidies for healthy foods, gym memberships and personal trainers.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Love Swiss Coffee, painted our whole interior that color, baseboards/trim and all, and it looks great!

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This, also being told what to say is not necessarily a bad thing, if you surround yourself with good people and are willing to listen.

1 year ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 2

There would be united opposition here too.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 6

This

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lifelong issues of living in the shadow of the world's most awesome dad. Probably.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Yeah, it'd be nice if she gave the money back to the American people or to a charity.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you :)

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Boy, I really hope those mail ballots can gain some more confidence. Get out there little fellas, no need to be insecure. Just be yourself.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Especially because that's not even HIS cat

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0