myuniqueuser3

14060 pts · June 13, 2016


At least it won't break its leg jumping off the couch.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Having spent time doing ISP tech support... you have NO idea.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Drugs*

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

How lovely aaare your split ends!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Snakes aren't inherently violent towards humans. It was feeding time, and after the rat. As long as he didn't fuck with it, he's fine.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This is why I never read instructions

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That sounds like my geriatric beagle/shepherd. Grumpy old bitch when she doesn't get her way though... At 19 we let her get away with it.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The internet is leaking again.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Hannah Barbera was the shit

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

For those who don't speak ignorant redneck, "the world has gone crazy" = making people treat people like people

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

I have a server move that's overdue, an email migration that was due today, and a dev-ops and a server project due in the next 2 weeks.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That is one kid who's pee pee has been seen by countless people. I am both happy and sad for him

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Username checks out

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Thank you for the chuckle :)

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I think she might be looking at his bling. Or that guy's waistline. Or she's really uncomfortable...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mushroom Samba

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That last panel looks like the guy talking to women that are part of the fat acceptance movement. Anyone have that picture?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Indeed, sometimes you HAVE to say something that's not nice at all. Otherwise that's an omertà.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

:)

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I bet he doesn't even steal municipal water and boil it in an old kettle and just throw noodles in either, la di daaaa..

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Also creeping people out by saying "ohana means rape, and rape means nobody gets left behind, or forgotten" had a few reactions to that XD

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

1 out of 5 cups agree.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"call you when SHE's done"

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

STOP! Puffin time.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Quick! Someone insert a 'put finger here' thing!

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Such a cutie.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

The spice extends life. The spice expands consciousness. The spice is vital for space travel. *techno beat*

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You think you could get a great dane to a size that a great dane could eat in a human lifetime?

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I'm confused as to why how much the paper cup weighs affects the space it fills.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Hello? >Is anyone there? >I'm alone and feel so naughty right now. >Hello? >Is anyone there? >I'm alone etc etc

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0