mysignificantself

63 pts ยท July 20, 2014


Legend has it when he left for college he told his dad "You're the man of the house now!"

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes by connecting their hair. Which is also how he got his flying mount.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Icy Hot will do...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Da fuck...what music?!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Young Child support

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh that's that good Aloha shirt you hide in the back of the closet for special events.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ever played Rocket League? Toxic players are the strongest source of radiation in the planet.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can literally see the sun rise through them gaps.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why not add bears on the other side?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So smooth.. the ground I mean

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have you ever tried Slick Dick's to oil your wood?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where's the keyboard?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok now try it on Francis Ngannou

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How you do that?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe he identifies as a homerectus panhandling cis Apache attack helicopter.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well...this is full of shit

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No...he's just prepping dinner.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

How can these fish be real if our eyes aren't real?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She looks smart

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

She just got stumped!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Audrey Hepburn a timeless beauty...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, are you looking at your hands?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This! This will not help keep the pee in....

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's uh....a car... uhm nevermind..

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait, did she not hear or feel it moving around in there?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Brown Bear!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah... I heard that bitch Snowy is a bad influence.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nicki Minaj's new music video.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Suprise...Bruthafucka!!!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0