muzzmuzzle

4477 pts ยท February 12, 2016


I thought the president had a log of all calls made and meetings attended?

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think the rule is shoot first, then shout drop the knife. I'm sure studies have shown witnesses get confused about the order of the words and actions and their brains finagle it into the right order!

3 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Or even like the A-10 was feared by friendly forces

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Am amazing tv show (well season one was) done of the episodes were terrifying!!

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The largest land empire so far!

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Haunest tae fuck, Am so sick of yer pish, yer doin ma fuckin box in ya doss cunt, now if ya can wheest yer geggie fur two fucking minutes, ye might get yer nat king"

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Tell me this is fake?

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm usually fairly proud to be scottish, but today I'm very proud! I believe there's a genocide happening, and if nothing else, we should all err on the side of caution and boycott and denounce first ask questions after. Although I'm not sure what practical effect this will have but there is no fucking way children should be murdered!

6 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

For now!

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There once was a whale from nantucket...

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Now look at them yo-yos, that's the way you do it!"

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In the 80s when you went round to a pals house, the first thing you'd do is get their kays catalogue (uk) and hold it by the spine and see where it naturally fell open. Invariably at the underwear section! Much slagging commenced! Except for my pal Kenny, his fell open at the ladies shoe section!

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Could you cut it into 4? I'm not that hungry!

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Came here to post this!

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Slava Ukraini!

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Isn't this the plot to police academy?

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was always under the impression that hash browns were just recooked potatoes, the addition of egg and flour world make a potato pancake!

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yay!! You didn't say 'the' bangles!!

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you'll find that... 'peaches come from a can.'

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was it sore? Thankfully I never tried to pick it up!

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dunno, but he was also the kind of kid who threw aerosol cans into bonfires!

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When i was a boy (1979) they evacuated my school after a kid found a mortar, he was in the playground with it's nose on the pavement trying to hammer the fins off it!

8 months ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Kinda remind me of a fatboy slim video

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

His body remains, but his soul patrols the twilight lands keeping children safe from nightmares! Sorry for your loss!

8 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Disagrees in Scottish! Lol

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

With another cylinder inside it

8 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I think you dropped 2, here I'll help you out... CUNT CUNT

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw a poster in a berlin museum that was a doctor standing next to a person in a wheelchair and the caption was "This hereditarily ill person will cost our national community 60,000 Reichmarks over the course of his lifetime. Citizen, this is your money." Nazi bastards

8 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0