muttonmutton

76609 pts ยท November 4, 2016


North Dakota isnt real. It's like fairies and unicorns and eskimos.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure North Dakota doesnt exist.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

These costumes are wonderful. You can hardly tell that these women wearing them aren't actually European!

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

Force = mass x velocity squared. That's a lot of mass.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

Maternity testing gets so expensive.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is how we break televisions. This is why we can't have nice things.

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Yeah, the porn isnt very realistic. There would be so much more arguing.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I imagine that 8 inches is too much for him, though. 2 inches is too much for most guys.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This feels like a high school essay that got rejected for... reasons.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've seen how mothers and daughters work. This can't end well.

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Wanna buy a squirrel?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I, for real, thought these were snails.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This makes me want to watch a movie

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this an invitation to roast? I'm not sure...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Did you have an itch? Those things look sharp.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who is wise now, bitches?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So the first hint that this is fake is the watermark. When the hell did NBC get back into football? Lol

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#4 is probably the least dumb looking in the group and the only one I would argue with. Not cute, but not ridiculous. Not like a platypus.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's number 50

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a soulless practice and should be stopped.

6 years ago | Likes 127 Dislikes 2

That's a big ass croissant.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

She looks... ... fun.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And Diamond got into dancing after her MMA career derailed.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Price is MLK Blvd, sign is 5th Avenue. Take the deal.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Mr. Ed, WAG photo.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

.... how did you grow the salt?

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Paradise by the dashboard light gets a little rape-y.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude, I WISH we had more ultrasounds. Not for medical reasons, all my kids were fine. But fuck, you get to see your unborn kid monthly!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

These two hurt my brain. Other parts of me feel differently, but the brain...

6 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 5