4386 pts ยท December 8, 2014
It was a long day, I was helping my grandma cut down some trees in her backyard. Physically exhausted
Is no one going to talk about that door on the fucking roof
Glad I could bring you joy
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Turtles like to eat Jellyfish, but often confuse plastic bags for them.
A turtle's shell is actually part of its skeleton. It is made up of 50 bones, including its ribcage and spine.
Sea turtles have glands that help remove salt from the water they drink.
There are turtles that know Kung Fu called Ninja turtles
The largest turtle is the leather back sea turtle which can weigh up to 2000 lbs!
Turtles have been around for about 215 million years, almost as old as OP's mom.
Turtles are not tortoises
Turtles have shells
Alligator snapping turtles use their toungue that look like worms, to attract their prey into their mouths.
Took me a while but if stare straight at the eyes, you can kinda see it.
I'm pretty sure the head is still and the body squerms
Until they pee
US is internet..... Explorer?
That's a hairy baby
Jokes on them, my penis is so small it won't touch the sides
Comment
WELL DID YOU GIVE HIM THE SANDWICH?
It was a long day, I was helping my grandma cut down some trees in her backyard. Physically exhausted
Is no one going to talk about that door on the fucking roof
Glad I could bring you joy
.
Turtles like to eat Jellyfish, but often confuse plastic bags for them.
A turtle's shell is actually part of its skeleton. It is made up of 50 bones, including its ribcage and spine.
Sea turtles have glands that help remove salt from the water they drink.
There are turtles that know Kung Fu called Ninja turtles
The largest turtle is the leather back sea turtle which can weigh up to 2000 lbs!
Turtles have been around for about 215 million years, almost as old as OP's mom.
Turtles are not tortoises
Turtles have shells
Alligator snapping turtles use their toungue that look like worms, to attract their prey into their mouths.
Took me a while but if stare straight at the eyes, you can kinda see it.
I'm pretty sure the head is still and the body squerms
Until they pee
That's a hairy baby
Jokes on them, my penis is so small it won't touch the sides
Comment
WELL DID YOU GIVE HIM THE SANDWICH?