mtalbott

1344 pts ยท June 28, 2013


You're telling me he knows what a gorgosaurus is but not a grapefruit? I'm calling bullshit on this one

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

These mods are just getting more and more impressive

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Seems like if they had bet a blowjob over oral sex, it would be more of a tiger

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What about Mariah? Female name

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I like to think some player didn't want to walk, so he took some little kid's bike instead and it just stuck

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That is what he really says, and it is from how I met your mother

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's not Nathan Fillion, its Brendan Fraser

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But not Pixar

11 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 7

Capcom. Published on Sony and Nintendo consoles

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

wow. read that as "fap to the ok button" and was slightly concerned

11 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

That's reassuring

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

**SPOILER SORT OF** We don't know that. Sure it doesn't look good, but we don't know that

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Is that really the reason he banned them?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those car cleaning products have weird food names. I don't want to clean my car with "garlic mayo"

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DECLARATIONS OF FREEDOM ARE ALWAYS WARRANTED!!!11!1!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is clearly photoshopped

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's really remarkable how you don't notice such tiny changes like this until you see the side by side comparison, +1 for noticing this

12 years ago | Likes 479 Dislikes 1

I hate it when OP promises to do something so crazy you know they won't deliver. Next time, try to think of something more realistic...

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Give me the dragon scroll!"

12 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 2

Plot twist: not a mean tweet, cle_84 has a legit cat piss fetish and was trying to compliment her

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Except Earth and Mars are much smaller than OPs mom

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

10/10 would still watch with Thor

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I love seeing anything baseball related on imgur. +1 to you

12 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

Shouldn't your username be sabesnadajuannieve?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wasn't sure what NSFL is. Now I am

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My first thought as well before I realized I was logged into a different account. I have no proof, but I was someone else. #justmobilethings

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

@GraviGun thank you for letting me accidentally borrow your account. I will always cherish the time we shared

12 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

TIL I should always email like I use twitter. 140 characters or less

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this the first look at the next Bond villain?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0