mrtwidget

29277 pts ยท March 10, 2015


I like things.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

It's realtire.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yes

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's games?? I'm so old I'm still trying to figure out when we got politics on Imgur.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Yeah! Sunburns aren't real, either!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And that's how you make your own fleshlight.

1 year ago | Likes 359 Dislikes 4

You're 10-ply, bud.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The only fat I see if that delicious hog.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

-6 upvotes = #2 on FP of 'best'

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shot himself in the back of the head. Twice.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Windows going up and down always makes me laugh, too!

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yes. coconut water causes poops.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Some comedians excel with a hostile crowds. Like Bill Burr's Philadelphia incident.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I'd make like 25 seconds, max.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Best part was

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL it's illegal to collect this from beaches.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ime this is because the SO is cheating and they're projecting

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Maybe he was born with it. Maybe it's ketamine.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This works great until your dog starts licking every visitor's forehead.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The most telltale sign are ears pointed back.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want to sit on my porch and smoke weed all day with one of these right now

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Bad Bitch

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I wish I knew what you are talking about.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We didn't say "bro" in the 90s... we said "man"

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

For the love of Steve Irwin someone please link this story!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can I get the full video, please? I WANT MORE

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0