Welp... at this rate, I'm going to need a new passport to visit you guys in the states
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Trying to hit the front page so I can see some boobs
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Found on facebook: Toronto really knows how to prep for the NBA All-star game
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For a guy struggling to find a 2nd job, i dont need "helpful" tips like this in my email
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That ice storm that passed really brought out the good in people...
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Just finished my last exam of my engineering degree. I'm done!
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"Once they can use these lands as free men then we will have accomplished what we came to accomplish"
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It's just not fair
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MRW work security hassles me for driving "fast" in an empty lot at 6am
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SO asked me what I wanted to do tonight. She wasn't too pleased when I sent her this...
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Who the dentist thought I was today
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Car care enthusiasts know the feeling
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After an internship with McDonald's...
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After hearing the Toronto Maple Leafs are going to change their logo next year, here's my suggestion:
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That moment in life when things just line up perfectly
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How I feel every morning when I wake up and I'm not sure if I've graduated or am currently late for school
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What are they teaching in schools these days...
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There's always a bright side?
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There's a special place in hell for people like this
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I would've yahoo answer'd this but I trust you guys more...MRW my ex agreed to meet up to discuss our recent break up.
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"What is this, a washing machine for ants?" Phone for scale (Sorry, I had just eaten my banana)
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Well I guess I have to throw out everything I thought I knew about relationships...
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Merry Fishmas Everyone!
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Well I just got the "it's not you, it's me" speech. So much for all that Valentine's Day planning.
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Finally signed up to donate blood tomorrow! What do I need to do/know before going through with it?
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