48 pts · June 7, 2014
Disguised nazi
I made a very unmanly sound when it waved.
Anyone who wears those sandals with that jacket.... deserves to be melon’d
The truckers like “ ha, got eem.”
I did this with a 50cc when I was 14... fuck dirt bikes lol
Sick.
Well, just imagine never being able to rub yourself....and then being rubbed for the first time... crazy right ?
This cat does look pretty dead inside.
“Got some of that gud gud, free of charge if I get some food.”
Where is the X-wings flying in and shooting them ?
I needed this , coworker tellin me why my life choices are wrong even though I went to church most of my life. I’m a grown ass man
Atleast you got great asphalt
U fckn wont m8
Now you have lost that hand , better not wake the kitteh
“OH MY.. ok be cool walk it o-nope this fucking hurts.” Guy probably
I didn’t know this was Instagram.
Atleast now you know she will say yes when you really propose.
And here i would fuck up by going to fast with the scissors and end up regretting my life choices.
Unshaved Pussy rubbing in big hole.
“YOU IN LUCK SHE GIVIN ME A HOLD.” Dog on the right probably.
“Hey guys is this Central Ave ? , no ? , well shit.” Deer probably.
“Sigh.” *unzips pants*
Still got denied by the back kick tho.
Shitting while standing is honestly the best feeling.
Then they take the shipment to UPS to make people unload it....
Cats are fucking weird , why do we find these things so adorable.
Disguised nazi
I made a very unmanly sound when it waved.
Anyone who wears those sandals with that jacket.... deserves to be melon’d
The truckers like “ ha, got eem.”
I did this with a 50cc when I was 14... fuck dirt bikes lol
Sick.
Well, just imagine never being able to rub yourself....and then being rubbed for the first time... crazy right ?
This cat does look pretty dead inside.
“Got some of that gud gud, free of charge if I get some food.”
Where is the X-wings flying in and shooting them ?
I needed this , coworker tellin me why my life choices are wrong even though I went to church most of my life. I’m a grown ass man
Atleast you got great asphalt
U fckn wont m8
Now you have lost that hand , better not wake the kitteh
“OH MY.. ok be cool walk it o-nope this fucking hurts.” Guy probably
I didn’t know this was Instagram.
Atleast now you know she will say yes when you really propose.
And here i would fuck up by going to fast with the scissors and end up regretting my life choices.
Unshaved Pussy rubbing in big hole.
“YOU IN LUCK SHE GIVIN ME A HOLD.” Dog on the right probably.
“Hey guys is this Central Ave ? , no ? , well shit.” Deer probably.
“Sigh.” *unzips pants*
Still got denied by the back kick tho.
Shitting while standing is honestly the best feeling.
Then they take the shipment to UPS to make people unload it....
Cats are fucking weird , why do we find these things so adorable.