mrmander

2861 pts ยท January 21, 2014


Handling a kitten like that is how you socialize them to humans. If you intend to have a human care for them at some point, it's necessary.

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 5

To be fair horses are not known for their durability. A slightly harder fall and that horse would've never been able to walk again.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

tl;dr "Our platform is 'fuck Obama' and "get fucked by Trump'."

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#6 is not fat, he's just a bit husky

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

"Only Howl will give you a boner for an animated man" don't disrespect Ashitaka like this

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A broken clock is right twice a day, but a liar will always give you the wrong time. Ignorance/Incompetence > Malice

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Better than people who's only competence is fucking me over to fill their own wallets

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That 0.1% has already killed more americans than the Vietnam War. The Draft would get people employed too, should we start a war for it?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Real hot take that people are better off dead than unemployed

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Correlation v causation. Those blue states are also some of america's most highly populated and well-travelled.

6 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 3

You're only ever as good at picking up cats as the cat allows you to be

6 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

Show relies heavily on line delivery and running gags. Still hilarious, just not very screen-cappable.

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Never planned on voting for him, but I liked him. Good ideas, sensible policies, just a bit ahead of his time.

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

Luckily if he keeps eating like this the artist's lifetime will be pretty short

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Higher the rise, further the fall. Raised expectations make disappointment even worse.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You could draw a straight line from ear to ear on that dudes face and have an eye on either side

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Monster Hunter, capitalized, it's the series where you fight a lava t-rex with a sword for a tail and then make an outfit out of its corpse.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nope. It's just a relic of the old canon.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

From his stint with Pearls Before Swine, its clear he doesn't work with the internet, which is how he'd get that done. No chance, sadly.

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

He's had more than a few concussions and began to suffer from small strokes. Non-fatal but causes memory loss.

6 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

If you only scoot it a little it'll sag. Need enough support around all the edges to keep it up. Didn't you ever build a blanket fort?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Love the moment where you can see him realize he's being watched and then decide to continue anyway.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Anybody with easy access to a hockey stick and 6 people able to form a human ladder is probably up to some shenanigans.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Considering Stan lee's daughter only avoided charges of elder abuse because Stan decided not to press charges, she can go fuck herself too.

6 years ago | Likes 105 Dislikes 1

And yet they do it in public, where they know people are going to watch. They make the bystanders part of it when they take it public.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The multiple spectators in the public space are not consenting.

6 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 7

They say "all publicity is good publicity" but getting your ass beat and making your target look badass may just be bad publicity.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

It's a tension wire. Once the door is opened and the line goes slack, the bucket's weight will tip the see-saw and put it in pour position.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

She's planted some lovely purr-enials

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0