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2888 pts ยท June 9, 2017


Do I have to come back?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

do not unmute

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just go out of the hospital for heat exhaustion in Cincinnati. The thought of more heat fills me with dread.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Put that half on the other side and maybe we can get some rotation going.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

1 minute and 3 seconds in.

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

First!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm probably shallow enough to appreciate this.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me. I really am that bad at cooking. Last night I cut myself once with the peeler and once while chopping.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What is that from?

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The square pizza was shit and strawberry milk was the way to go.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It makes me wish that I could fly.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I assume he did that while still in office.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Y'all seem very intent on attributing this to ignorance. It is clearly malice.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Before the break to contain the resulting explosion.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was just showing a newbie how easy it was to break tempered glass by hitting the corners earlier today. Of course, we put it in the dumpst

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So... want some obscure glass?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It must have been an albino porcupine

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think there are at least 4 of them now.

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I used to do this. I'd hang out with one friend for one day a month. That one person is pretty important though. It's a nice life.

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

8 years ago now. I'm in a much better place now mentally.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is 6G right here.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In my experience charts that steep can only be made by the boss.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The smart thing to do is whatever he says.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

Damn. I was thinking it was black eyed peas or something .

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is this JoJo's bizarre adventure?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No re

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Helicopter keys.

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

That is just the lack of tests.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bill and Ted on an excellent adventure.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0