mpal

305 pts · April 25, 2015


I can't change your ethical and moral code. I can only ignore your dumbass...

Why was I thinking of Achey Breakey Heart when I read the heading

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Qatar has to get their moneys worth, even in the afterlife…

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yup. We are on our own

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well if Im gonna have to kiss someone’s ass, might as well be my parents

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Seductive…..Thats what she said

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Les incompetent

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Imagine the knee surgery he will have to have when he’s older

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So Antman and the Wasp are F@ckd

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My ex bored cause she took another soul

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mel Gibson?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey you cool cats and kittens !!!!!

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Meat shortage solved

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Americans, we suck...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Need food please let me know

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well technically the intersection was cleared

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

When they guarantee Hot-N-Fresh in 30 minutes or less or its FREE!!!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Polar Express???

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When U decide to take the more scenic route to H$LL

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Its hard today and probably days,months, years from now but time will heal your soul just hang in there my friend, hang in there

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Usually episodes appear during late teens but can also happen later in life usually from stressful events. Yes, chances for OP, sorry

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A psychiatrist has up to 72 hours to deem her competent to be treated voluntarily. If all goes well she can be discharged in 5 days.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dementors, the lifeproof edition

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Player 3 has entered.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tis but a scratch

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Why U dont dip Ur pen in the company ink well...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im cryin

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yippie ki yay MF...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Matrix?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0