mouseasw

35682 pts ยท December 13, 2013


To be fair, everyone with a prosthetic is a cyborg

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They don't pray away disease, that's for the poors to do, not the rich and powerful.

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Could very well be a ploy to line SpaceX's pockets

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just to be clear, if it was Teen Universe, unless we're talking about 18 and 19 exclusively, he was sexually assaulting *children*.

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Idiocracy's core premise is founded in principles of eugenics, and conflates poverty with intelligence; if more stupid (poor) people have kids than smart (rich) people, eventually everyone will be stupid.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

If eating the outside is suffering then you need better cinnamon rolls.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Does it hide as a leaf to ambush prey, to escape predation, or both?

8 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I got a chuckle from the This Friggin Guy category

8 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Even if they did, wouldn't it be MEGA?

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You can hear how moist the wood is, too.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Our options are fight back or roll over and bite a stick. Either way they're going to try their best to destroy us. I'd rather fight back.

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Why would he redact Musk and then re-add him at the end? Smdh damn head

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Here's a fun related fact: "goodbye" is a shortening of "God be with ye". A lot of our language has religious roots.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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My theory with this one in particular is that the Ricks who aren't in fascist worlds got rid of their respawn machines, while the fascist ones kept theirs.

8 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I don't feel like celebrating when a shitty person who made the whole world a worse place lives to a ripe old age just because they finally died. Either kill them younger, or make them suffer dementia or Alzheimer's for 30+ years or something, then I'll cheer.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 and #5, anyone else see the c*m sprite from Olgaf?

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know that famous video with five men around a couch with a single woman sitting on it?

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Violence is never the answer" was bourgeoisie propaganda all along

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't think the high speed rail project should really be considered yesterday's top story when they're trying to tamper with voting machines

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How do you do, fellow degenerate?

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think that's the root of it, anyway; his future as a free Cheeto was on the line, he would say and do anything to ensure he escaped justice for his evils.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I spent two years in Florida (shudder, biggest mistake of my life). Both summers were punctuated by almost-daily thunderstorms, usually in the afternoon.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because all the reasons they gave for the current

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're remembering correctly. Like all the whining about the 2nd amendment, it's just lies. The right wing doesn't want to stop a tyrannical government, they want to *be* the tyrants.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Com-rad

8 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The alternative isn't any better. Either he declares martial law or whatever to justify using the military against the populace, or we roll over and let him do whatever he wants.

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