29 pts · August 26, 2017
Do you like anal
Does it have positive air pressure in there so no outside air can get in. Nope, It’s pointless.
Trampkwondo
Feel a flat earth poster coming on. But saying that where are the elephants?
It’s an earthquack!!
She a midget
Why won’t it look at me?
My Doberman used to eat grass then go to my bedroom to be sick. 25 years since he died. Still miss him now. Even though I got nice carpets.
Chubby kids gonna have friction burns tonight
Would take me 45 tiles to get that!!
(Days of yore) sorry fat fingers
It’s buster gonad and his unfeasibly large testicles (viz comic from gays of yore)
Those come to bed eyes. My man part is twitching...
Dead eyes, dead, dead, eyes...
Go on spit white in her face, spit, spit...
Why is this a bit erotic? Or is it just me?
What’s so special about the car park? My local car park is the same, cars parked. If they was in order of colour I would be impressed.
But she looks cack handed. I hold the pen the same and write like a five year old?
So so so miss having a dog. Can’t have one with work and looking after Mum, would be unfair on dog but posts like this make me so broody.
Is it just me or does Andrew Jackson look the spitting image of Hugh Grant??
If Donald Trump was a dog
At least he was in Canada, in America he would have been shot first then his corpse asked a question.
You just know he went home and beat his wife.
Just done a little wee...
I would walk out of the lift and break my nose walking into a wall
That club is in Newcastle.
Chewbacca makes a good cake
Looked around in M&S today, no one near. Cracked out a fart. Not fart. Clenched all the way to WC. Another pair pants lost. Lol.
Do you like anal
Does it have positive air pressure in there so no outside air can get in. Nope, It’s pointless.
Trampkwondo
Feel a flat earth poster coming on. But saying that where are the elephants?
It’s an earthquack!!
She a midget
Why won’t it look at me?
My Doberman used to eat grass then go to my bedroom to be sick. 25 years since he died. Still miss him now. Even though I got nice carpets.
Chubby kids gonna have friction burns tonight
Would take me 45 tiles to get that!!
(Days of yore) sorry fat fingers
It’s buster gonad and his unfeasibly large testicles (viz comic from gays of yore)
Those come to bed eyes. My man part is twitching...
Dead eyes, dead, dead, eyes...
Go on spit white in her face, spit, spit...
Why is this a bit erotic? Or is it just me?
What’s so special about the car park? My local car park is the same, cars parked. If they was in order of colour I would be impressed.
But she looks cack handed. I hold the pen the same and write like a five year old?
So so so miss having a dog. Can’t have one with work and looking after Mum, would be unfair on dog but posts like this make me so broody.
Is it just me or does Andrew Jackson look the spitting image of Hugh Grant??
If Donald Trump was a dog
At least he was in Canada, in America he would have been shot first then his corpse asked a question.
You just know he went home and beat his wife.
Just done a little wee...
I would walk out of the lift and break my nose walking into a wall
That club is in Newcastle.
Chewbacca makes a good cake
Looked around in M&S today, no one near. Cracked out a fart. Not fart. Clenched all the way to WC. Another pair pants lost. Lol.